gonna quote the movie or announcer that's from or just pass it off as your own?

Yes. Whatever point this post was trying to make got lost right there.

A shithead on the ESPN broadcast? I thought Todd McShay was on the earlier game

This guy was hilarious and deserves all the praise in the world.

Maybe the fourth best team. We flat out gave them the game in Madison, they didn’t earn it at all.

Tell your Dad that we are rather disgusted with Russia for the last few centuries.

LOL. Are you for real?

Here’s my logic: if the majority of people did not go out last night, most people stayed home. there are 20 million people in the state of New York. There is no evidence that anywhere near 10.1 million people were out last night. Therefore, most people stayed home.

Good catch. The girls of the world must know that if you take off your top and bask in the applause of a crowd celebrating how good you look, that is no excuse for your gay friend to just throw a compliment verbally acknowledging what everybody else was applauding and that he’s a fucking dick bag asshole even if you…

If a chick has fake tits and shows them off then she wants to be told how nice they are. Otherwise Kathy would have worn... a shirt? Only cancer survivors get implants without wanting extra attention. Even then some still like their “new boobs” better and talk about them openly. Is that jealousy I see in this blog? Oh…

Anyone else tired of Tim being a hipster and using ESPN deportes for all his clips?

That’s some shit tier trolling you’ve got there. Couldn’t you have at least implied that the OP was an unstoppable rape machine by his choice of words or something? What happened Jezebel...your ludicrous completely socially unaware outrages over nothing were a lot better the previous year

The fact that more people than you can personally count are out doesn't mean that most people go out.

What good shit did Kluwe get done? The homophobe that coached him is still employed by the Vikings and Chris Kluwe currently could be described as a moderately well-known Deadspin commenter.

LOL - No, he didn’t. He got a bad guy in trouble, he didn’t enact social change lol.

22 commas in 10 sentences for Draper’s Mom.

Like Kevin, I’m sure she’s down for some D.

It seems that your parents thought Deadspin was okay! Good work team!

Draper’s mom is RomRoberts?

Yeah, I’m surprised they didn’t do something more drastic. I totally agree with you. He should be beaten and/or killed.