Exactly. I’m looking forward to Peyton Manning’s federal court appearance.

“The Kings have a game up on the Jazz for the right to lose four extra games”

“LOL”

Yeah buddy, nobody watches Celtics games these days.

Deadspin has run several stories like showing baseball logos on football helmets, and many similar cross-sport variations. ESPN does basically the same thing and Deadspin mocks it. The irony is beautiful.

Deadspin’s baseball analysis is about as sound as Curt Schilling’s political leanings.

ESPN is not headquartered in Canada.

gas is the primary expense? wtf is wrong with you?

Draper repeats narratives; he has zero original thought.

Leave it to the cops to look worse than the NFL in this story

Not February.

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4. Turn the page

I also don’t find Penn State’s football team funny.

Goddamn this is sad. I am in my mid-20s, and I remember seeing him play in college during a loss at Penn State. He was effectively the entire offense, functioning as QB/WR/RB and kick returner. That Indiana team was terrible but they still managed to keep it close, because he made a couple truly magical plays.

1. This is a legal issue caused by the UIGEA, which is a fucked up law causing American gamblers to relocate overseas, which then reduces America’s tax base. The law is scuzzy, not the inevitable reaction to it.

Multi-entry tournaments exist in live poker as well.

Except the “q” indicates a typo rather than bad grammar. So not only is your joke unoriginal, it’s inaccurate as well.

“1) recover it and have more time to score the next TD or 2) fail to recover and still use the timeouts to maybe get the ball back on a three-and-out.:

settle down