i was robbed in manhattan last year by two girls but at least i got a handjob and significantly less cash stolen from me, plus i dont have hair like that, so im feeling okay about myself compared to this guy who makes more money than i’ll ever see in my life and clearly isn’t bald like i am

Whereas your comment is significantly below average Kinja

Give me suicide and the over please

Thanks for the analysis Kev, you’re really living up to Deadspin’s impeccable baseball coverage.

It won’t be as bad as walking past Fred Auerbach’s cigar collection

“We really feel for the person who had to tell Barkley he was going to be forced into a five-minute discussion of politics.”

the Braves are making it clear that their timeline to compete is more like three-to-five years, not one-to-three.