If she elaborated with her answer and said, "lesbianism is okay however.".....

The Mooch, (on the right) showed up at Louisville to jinx the Derby.

Damn! Why didn't HBO do "Hard Knocks" when Marinovich was a rookie?

There is precedent for this. As a conscientious objector, Carlos Delgado has refused to hit on days the Star Spangled Banner has been played.

@Quake 'n' Shake:

I am sure with a name like that the guy prefers to listen to "Cotton Eye Joe".

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

At least the Boston Bear didn't throw pizza.

So? Make it a spite fuck.

All those defending Beckett should take off their pink caps before posting an objective comment.

Holy shit. I thought that picture of Neagle's paramour was a picture of Phil Spector.

Should have been you John Sterling.

The perfect woman. She brings her own washboard to clean my clothes.

Sitting on the park bench.....

Guy beside escalator: "YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!"

@dwinn:

Everyone should copy and paste that post. It will come in handy when you are stuck with the job of coaching some kids team because no one else will do it.

After careful consideration, I have apologise to my American friends. Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that some posters and Deadspin failed to see the humor in my previous post.

America, this is why you are losing your place in the world.

He should have said to the woman, "Moses called. He said you were a good lay."