THREADJACK:

Will he return to Canada?

When did Adam Carolla win the Stanley Cup?

Goodbye motherfucker. Say hi to the Mumbai terrorists when you are in hell.

@Rob Iracane:

@Dead Wrestlers Society:

His SAT scores will get allow him into Penn State.

After the tackle he was interviewed where he was fumblin' bumblin' stumblin'.

She came down from Great Bear Lake (Go Bears) to watch da game.

@wonderlic—-myballs:

Picturing this scene in the Madonna household:

@Mr. Praline:

ARod's Jewishness is only obvious when he comes up to the plate with runners in scoring position in a close game.

I would love to see Ryan Church in one of those classes.

Everybody knows Arod. If it's Madonna, Arod's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish. But, he's as Jewish as he is a fu**in' monkey. He thinks it's good for dating . . . and in the post Milf dating business, it is good for business

The 18? Jim Leyritz' blood alcohol level?

How did Eddie Collins' ears get on that woman?

It's a portrait of Jackie Kennedy Onassis watching Mike Torrez pitch to Bucky Dent on Oct 2, 1978

It was leftover from the kids at halftime who were in the Tennessee regional of the "Skoal Dip, Chew and Spit" competition.

I would rather hear from the mimes than listen to Al Franken.