Harvey Fierstein wants the role of Mike Piazza.

....and loving it.

@McCroskey:

Def Leppard Manager: "So it became a comedy number."

Goodnight Springdon. There will be no encore.

The economy is crumbling and Obama is doing this instead of formulating an economic policy. By the looks of the picture Tony Rezko finances nice houses.

@VTBen:

Has anyone seen the Barney Frank and Jeff Garcia T-shirts?

I RTFA and I sum it up with WTF!!!!!

100 seasons without championship ball,

I am trying to enjoy a nutrisystem meal and somebody walks in front of me with a Big Angus Burger. What the fuck is that?

Yep, I knew hockey was here. Tonight's ALCS games are not available on television in my city because we get to watch a Calgary vs Edmonton preseason game.

I wish the Canadian networks would follow. Then I wouldn't have had to experience a Calgary vs Edmonton preseason game pre-empting the Twins White Sox game last night in my television market. Fucking morons at Rogers Sportsnet!

It should read, Beckham attempts to read a series of children's books.

@Kid Canada:

@TheDerridaDrop:

A beautiful Sunday doubleheader. Mets. Phillies. It was a beautiful day until a Keith Hernendez error in the ninth cost the Mets the game. It ruined our day. We were exiting by the players gate when Keith Hernendez passed by us and I made the comment, "Nice game, pretty boy."

Does this mean I can pick up the phone in the evening without the fear of solicitation of credit cards and lines of credit?

"At least he can hold on to a baseball in the World Series. Albeit to long."

@starksgotejected: