He didn't take steroids. He just bought some deux deux deux in Toronto.

"Do you want poems? Jack and Jill went up the each with a buck and quarter. Jill came down with two fifty that fuckin' whore. Woo!"

@BreakfastBourbon:

Next thing you know they think they will be able to run for President of the USA!!!!LOL LOL

@UpstateUnderdog:

@UpstateUnderdog:

The Raiders are trademarking the phrase...."on the clock"

@supermike5alive:

MLB just gave Kyle Farnsworth two more games on his suspension for this incident....Peter Gammons saw it and said Farnsworth should be playing Independent League baseball.

Yankee Cap....$32

Was that Joba's dad?

@Its The Beer Talking:

Mr. Stokes if you are reading this......I came on your daughter's face last night.

I have read and a couple of Neyer's books and look forward to his new one. I was pleasantly surprised with his "Big Book of Baseball Blunders" because he defends some of the "blunders" as well as confirming some. It was a very open-minded and balanced book.

@Secret Identity:

Did she sing "Deck the Halls" afterward?

@Doyle McPoyle:

La Batard: Jay, if Shaq broke into your house and raped your wife, would you be in favor of the death penalty?"

Reilly spent time with Pete Rose when Charlie Hustle managed the Reds. He went to Pete's home and was amazed that Pete was a devoted sports fan who once he got home he would turn on the tv and how passionate he was about a hockey game between Vancouver and Hartford.

"Maybe we could just settle this right now...here in Brainerd. You know officer, lets settle this right here and now ....here in Brainerd."