The Yankees play a charity game at Virginia Tech yesterday and the Red Sox complain that they want more money when their bosses tell them to go on a business trip. Nice contrast.

@Gourmet Spud:

Because the opponent is the Pirates pitching staff we might just hear the call...

Hey Babe, why not let Jackie Rogers Jr. do some shagging in the outfield man?

Was the victim wearing a Joe Pepitone jersey which he got at his dry cleaner?

Female hockey programs talk about goalies "changing their pads between periods."

Coming to a theatre near you - The Jay Maryotti Story

@HugsFromHarold:

@Patchy Drizzle:

@Gourmet Spud:

"You are looking live at [Deadspin.com] where later today you will see a final conclusion on my likability."

"Bone Jour Olympic Stadium Enterprises? Do you have any openings for 81 dates from April to September in 2010? Can I use you as a bargaining chip to threaten my current location?"

The Segway will be stolen out of the Nationals parking lot its first day in DC.

Rename that team the DC Comics.

Jeffrey Loria and David Sams(c)um would like to know if they can get in on the action.

Marlboro -

Terry Forster is not impressed.

Police Spokesman to media: "The suspect from..."

"People ducking under my axe swings. What the fuck is that?"

Bring back the good old days of curling when ashtray stands were erected along the sheets.