@Tuffy:

Tomorrow's Headline?

If this results in a WWF like finish where Bud Selig enters the playing field and gets body slammed by David Ortiz or Hafner then I approve of what is going on.

"This is my son, Bloody Sock Jones. How did I meet his mother? She

@Chief Wahoo:

For a second I thought the picture was of the pedophile who was caught in Thailand the other day.

@Chief Wahoo:

What is Costner doing giving Manny Ramirez outfielding advice?

"Don't tell me about second base Hank. You probably have a heart attack."

@Bill Belichicks Videographer:

Red Sox fans should just be quiet and let the man they elected president to speak for them collectively.

Lets do it how McArthur wanted to do it. Let's just drop an atomic bomb on the commies in New England.

Cleveland is going to leave Transformers and Lego all over the field after batting practice on Saturday to get Manny off his game.

"Can I keep my stapler?"

Joe quit because the YES Network wasn't contributing to the contract offer.

Bob Hartley is looking for work.

@BrianVan:

@The Teufel Shuffle: Are you reading my mind?

Stump Merrill is dusting off his resume.

[deadspin.com]