Why not just get Frank Caliendo to do the broadcast? You pay for one guy and you can get all nine personalities for the price of one.

WHAT THE FUNGUS!!!!????

Jeff Garcia will appear on the cover of "Bad Puppy" next month.

he he he...."wide receivers".....he he he.

I think all runners should wear helmets with face masks so this doesn't happen again.

Seems like the work of Bartleby Gaines.

At least he didn't show a picture of what the West Virginian left in the seat beside him.

@Zach Everson:

Will there be a campaign period because it will probably look like this:

Can we add Dane Cook to the nominations? Then maybe he would go away from those nauseating MLB postseason ads.

@Dave Ryan:

You know this Red Sox Nation crap is gone to far when you live in North Dakota and there are people wearing Red Sox regalia and talking about snow clearing with a Masshole accent when they use the word "snowblowah."

Is that Jean Chretien's daughter on the screen?

"Like all these maps are defective. No matter how hard I look for it. I can't find the "O.C"

I am Joe Smith, a State Farm agent from Chicago. I was quickly on the scence to advise Lance Briggs who crashed his automobile Sunday morning. My advice to Lance as his State Farm agent was considering his condition that he should get as far away from the crash scence as soon as possible.

@J-No:

@Innings Eater:

"Honey you had sex with a Marshall football player and he wore a condom!!!!!" Ah honey why do you have him wear a condom. We could've had a starter on the high school team and gone state in 16 years."

@theslacker:

A compromise: