"You should probably stop using it as shorthand."

Who edits this site now? Who actually chooses and commissions these articles?

I hope you brought a lunch.

Agreed. 'A searing palimpsest of a woman's struggle against the patriarchy with', in the words of Julie Burchill reviewing her own autobiography, 'plenty of hot dyke action'.

"Harley Quinn's whole origin story is the dictionary definition of anti-feminist: a brilliant, independent, well-educated woman willingly abandoning all that to submit to the sexual ideals of an abusive psycho in the name of "love".

Wait, didn't I just read this absolute same Year 1 Liberal Arts essay on fucking Buzzfeed?

"Calling someone gay as an insult"

Or Taylor Kitsch?

That looks a little too like a Gestapo stickpin for safety.

Counterpoint: that is exactly the kind of thing Damon would do.

'Genghis Khan and the Down Syndrome horde are at the gates of Byzantium, Holy Father!'? Hmm, doesn't sound right.

But what if they want me to answer using the medium of talking?

So which way should I answer when a guard checks my ausweis at a Thought Police control point?

I really believe, having seen this awful, awful film, that its director, Jackie Chan, knew - and cared - less about 'possible relations between Roman and Chinese empires' by the end of filming than you do now, having heard about possible links, three minutes ago.

How dare you call her a cow!

Ugh. I can't stand Damon anyway. He's a horrible hypocrite and he looks like a sad gorilla realising he will never learn to read.

What are you, some kind of super-nazi Trumpist?

Why are we not criticising this film for being anti-Mongol? Aren't the Mongoloids worthy of our respect any more?

Ugh. It's still got your ass stink, squirt.

That Spaniard?