I don't know. Is anti-anti-pasta just pasta?

No! No! No! I'm as anti-racist as you are! Moreso!

Well, you could help out put putting a cork up your ass, sport.

And the villain is Oscar-winner Adrian Brody!

Yeah, it's a sad day when your whacky duckfaced character actor sister is the one the studios are interested in now.

Somebody must have seen it. They didn't make it just for Chinese tax write-off purposes, surely?

Fuck Sharif! Couldn't they have got a real live Stalinist to play Zhivago? What about that commie stool pigeon Dalton Trumbo? Or Little Miss Lillian 'And & The' Hellman?

'Yonda is da castle of my fodda!"

Tom Cruise has now had so many facelifts that for all intents and purposes, he is chinese now.

Oooh, I love it when anti-racists turn on each other. Now accuse him of sugar-coating MSM privilege!

Nobody made a fuss when John Cusack played that Roman legionary who somehow got to the Great Wall in 50BC in that awful film three years ago. Cusack's not even Italian. Belgian-Jewish, I think.

Then you must be a nazi!

OK, have it your way: a plus size white man.

"she has invariably been portrayed by thin actors."

And Barsanti. Got to go.

True, but Cage still gets a million bucks a pop and does like six of these pieces of trash a month. And the Japs love him. His madly gurning face and modulated screams remind them of ancient Noh theater apparently.

I heard: secret gay, but not secret enough apparently.

Isn't that Morvern Callar? My god, when I think of the time I spent reading that book which I could have spent watching 'Batman V Superman' or 'Suicide Squad'.

Whatever did happen to his career? One moment he was on top of the world, the next selling handjobs to drifters beneath the underpass for pizza rind. Only David Caruso's fall was more vertiginous.

What did he say? His tongue was so far up Apatow's ass it came out as: 'Mum soo ri, Mudd. Mi mohmmy agmee mif oo".