On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

No! You guys already sold me a bike today! I do need something like this, though, so....

No! You guys already sold me a bike today! I do need something like this, though, so....

“not have to worry about recruiting.” Seriously? Have you seen this guy on the recruiting trail? It appears to be one of his favorite parts of the job.

That was the best book I read last year. I recommend it to anyone who will listen...

Did I sound like I was screaming? Didn’t mean to. Just thoroughly perplexed at the point of this article. And I like the writer. His piece on unions might be the best thing written in the whole election season.

Is it Snark About Nothing Day at the office today? First there was the Gizmodo article this morning by the lady who was really upset at a guy on Twitter for using too many tweets, now this. They’re a shoe company, dude. It’s, like, literally their job to try to sell people shoes.