happybandaid
Happybandaid
happybandaid

this game is so beautiful!

This boy will be the chosen one!

The replacing of letters with numbers kind of makes me hate whoever made the decision to do it.

I will buy the shit out of this game.

I feel they should have gone the full way out and named it 5734132

And another one full of distillery equipment and aging barrels.

Replicated whiskey? Over his dead body. He'd have a cargo bay filled to capacity with the real thing.

On the other hand, he'd be a steadfast defender of the Prime Directive. :P

The best part is that Ron Swanson would hate living in Star Trek's big government socialist dystopia, and would complain about it non-stop.

"Am I interrupting anything important Commander Swanson?"

"Impossible, I work for Starfleet."

Anne's hair is not nearly fabulous enough to be Beverly.

I hope they do. It would be awesome to fight Link, Samus, or any Fire Emblem character.

It does kind of resemble a mashup of young Harrison Ford and Hayden Christiensen...

Have we returned to the era where no artist is capable of drawing Mark Hamill's likeness?

Okay, Snake as the conspiracy nut on Facebook is just about perfect.

There's a difference between capitalism and greed, capitalism and the kind of structure that requires Max Win Alla the Time.

I'm a landlord. You don't get more oldfashioned-capitalist than that. The Game requires that I screw tenants to the wall, maximize profit, and use profit to buy more rental units and screw more

Aaaaaand the Hipster Award of the day goes tooooooooo...

for the majority of gamers, what you just said still means this came out of nowhere.