Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

what is this bit about “giving the kids of billionaires like Donald Trump free college” about? at this point, isn’t that like, ten kids in the whole country?

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

That’s some high quality histrionics.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.