"Excuse me, can I help you? Are you visiting someone?"

Not just dolls! I work at a group home for people with special needs, and one guy has a motion-activated Sponge Bob that fucking talks whenever you come near it and is programmed to say his name (which, for the purpose of this story, is Harris.) So I'll be working a grave all alone in the dead of night and suddenly…

See, there were specific questions in my post. And the answer to all of them is "no."

I was more leaning towards explaining to you that the Old Testament holds a lot of the "fire and brimstone" stuff, not that the only anti-homosexual stuff is in that half of the book.

Sorry friend, but that's incorrect. With as much interpretation and symbolism as there is in the bible, the only thing anyone can truly agree on is that God and Jesus want you to love everyone equally while leaving the judging to them.

You're overreacting. They're the WBC. They'd never pick up guns and murder people. They prefer to piss people off, wait for someone to get angry and then sues the absolute shit out of them for assault. It's their MO. The family has 11 lawyers in the family and this is how they make most of their money.

They also go to Red Lobster frequently, so their literalism is no more literal than anyone else's.

Do they demand stoning to death for people who work on the sabbath? Adulterers? Rape victims who happen to be engaged? Do they demand that uncircumcised men be cast out? Do they follow a kosher diet?

Queue dramatic voiceover guy: In a country where the future is threatened by a falling birthrate, ONE MAN is fighting back...with his balls...coming soon....MEGA DAD.

For people like the WBC (who have no actual power and are all about provoking reactions) ignoring them pisses them off the most. I teach Hebrew school and a couple times the WBC showed up, as they are wont to do, to charmingly inform us that God hates kikes. Every single one of us, including kids as young as five,…

I hope they didn't book round trip since I have a feeling they'll only need one way.

*cringes* I don't like this at all. Not one bit.

Because all fetuses deserve a chance to be sentenced to death after they're born.

She was also asking for it too, especially when she wore that slutty bridle.

But only one's circumcised.

Why the black hat Gary?? I ain't no country gal but I have watched enough western type movies to know who wears the black hat.

All I know is that if he knocks up that lady horse next to him, she's on her own.

"All those in favor of his election?"

Count em, two, TWO giant pricks!!

I just wanna know if that horse signed a release to appear nude (and tumescent) before they released that ad.