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He said, on Jezebel.

You know what would be really great? If they photographed the same piece of clothing on a size 2 woman, a size 6 woman and a size 12 woman.

I wish, I dearly wish, that websites would give up the fashion spread styling. I want to see how the shirt actually fits, rather than it being artfully draped and pinned on a teenaged waif. Nothing against the teenage waifs of the world, but I don't think you're really representative of how that's gonna look on my

Exactly. Throw in the part about the fact that I graduated well before social media existed, and I'm glad photo documentation of my idiocy is left to blurry prints from disposable cameras in a shoebox at my parents' house somewhere...

Oh for god's sake. All of our spirit days in high school were usually based on something harmless, like different decades. OMG, WEAR A POODLE SKIRT AND CAT EYE GLASSES! OMG, WEAR TIE DYE AND JOHN LENNON GLASSES! OMG, CRIMP YOUR HAIR AND WEAR GIANT SHOULDER PADS! (Of course I never participated, because angst.) In an

I don't blame teachers at all, I think that teachers are helpless to fight against a huge systemic problem that basically wants to commodify everything from education to health care. I can understand why you're passionate about it, there should be more people like you out there. Fuck capitalism, but honestly the

What the hell????!!!!! I'm a teacher and I sent that pic/ post to several teachers and administrators. I imediately got back LMAO, ROFL, etc...that post is making the damn rounds!!! We all need a good giggle right now.

I'm glad someone said it. The media loves Bad Teacher stories.

The state of public education in this country is a nightmare.

Is it work at home? If so I know someone who doesn't like pants and is now in search of a job.

I'm cutting out freshly laminated things with a glass of wine next to me with no pants on...though I'm in bed. I'm finding it to be a lot less tedious with the wine (and no pants. Pants are unnecessary in bed, yet very necessary in a school).

Is teaching something we're not allowed to make jokes about anymore? Jeez, my list is really starting to run out of space at the bottom.

Well, Oklahoma.. drunk.. no pants..

I was hoping for Bible Study, myself.

Puh-leeeeze let it be anatomy.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, teenagers certainly can be awful. But...it's inappropriate to take off your pants at work, let alone be drunk. Methinks the blessing in disguise is they fired her before the school year began.

Sometimes I clean the kitchen in underwear and an apron (remember Empire Records?) and I always have to remind myself not to go outside and water the plants like that. So I guess what I'm saying it, I feel you, pantsless lady. I feel you.

"I think they're hugging!"

I think fundies talk about sex far more than liberal parents. They're just very negative and shaming about it. My daughter didn't know what a virgin was until she was ten. Fundies pledge their virginity to their fathers at that age.

My parents did age appropriate sex ed stuff when I was young. Enough so when my mom was pregnant when I was five I asked them if my father put his penis in my mother's vagina to make that happen. The thought was that if I were ever to be sexually abused that I would have the appropriate knowledge and understanding