We poly folks do the same thing. Before becoming intimate with a new partner, we all sit down (i.e. husband, me, my boyfriend) and write up a list about our boundaries, both physically and emotionally.

THIS = the best. Morning nookie FTW!

Eye Contact by Stephen Collins

What norweeg said.

Not to be "that person," but I'm going to be "that person." It's "same sex marriage" or "marriage equality." The use of the phrase "gay marriage" needs to stop. Signed, "that" bisexual person.

Someone should make candy fetuses for just that purpose. Because the anti-abortion crowd knows us pro-choicers love abortion so much that we would eat fetuses if we could. All the fetuses.

I wish every Alabama lawmaker read the comments here on Jezebel about this bullshit

"Pants feelings." I love you.

I thought the exact same thing.

I had a friend show me a video of Dubya nervously unable to contain his shape-shifting superpowers. She was all, "It's so obvious!!"

What baffles me the most about the Sandy Hook conspiracy is THIS IS THE U-S-of-A!! We are world famous for loving ketchup, pizza, American football, and guns. Mass shootings almost don't surprise me anymore. Mass shootings happen about once every month here. The fact that some severely disturbed kid shot up an…

There's also the fact that one company who shall remain nameless owns about 80-90% of FM radio stations in the US, and 5 companies that own about 90% of TV stations. That's a lot of lobbying power right there. I believe it's a combination of pearl-clutchers and lobbyists. I think this NFL fiasco is punishing the wrong…

The FCC has been mandating this kind of sanitized bullshit for years. I had a rage fit recently when rocking out to Aerosmith on the radio. Janie did not leave her father "in the pouring rain." Janie "put a bullet in his brain." Janie's Got a Gun was the first popular song to talk about child sexual abuse. For over 20…

Is the murderer's life is in danger because they encountered a LGBT person? Self-defense against what? I can see self-defense against a threat of violence. Being around a LGBT person is not a threatening situation.

Could someone with some legal background please explain how a gay/ trans panic defense even works? I'm just imagining the defendant in court, "I saw this person walking down the street, and I presumed they were LGBT, and I got really scared that their gay might be contagious, so I had to beat this person to death."…

People through a shit fit about a certain duck-loving family member saying butt sex is icky, yet some creeps with a pregnancy fetish who believe being gay is equal to pedophilia and bestiality get a prime time TV show. Wtf?

Quoting the late prophet George Carlin! Love it!

Tell me about it! My secondary (or shall I say backup husband?) has always been an LDR because life happens. It kinda sucks... but it's so rewarding to experience the joy of an amazing, supportive partner, times two!

Pat Robertson will probably blame the Ebola outbreak on Wiccans, adulterers, Presbyterians, the gays, feminists and abortionists.

Maybe I'm the odd one out, but I love my husband and my boyfriend equally, and everyone is happy. I'll take nail fungus and dirty socks from both of them.