Hubby and I have some interesting quirks. Gotta keep it exciting in the bedroom if we want the marriage to last. (obviously things like communication and whatnot are important, too). It is a tender thing, and lactation is a process of supply and demand. I tried to dry up my milk, and it was way too painful to deal…

"And now, for $2500, you can purchase the flappy version. The bomb-proof model is $3650."

It was at one time a strictly male name. It only appears that way because the gender shift happened over 100 years ago. Same with Meredith. Once a popular name is claimed for the girls, it will never go back to the boys. There has never been a case of a popular girl name making the gender shift to the boys. I am a…

How is that supposed to protect a kid? Damn thing only covers 30% of their body.

*chuckles* The real reason I'm still lactating with a walking, talking toddler? It ain't for her so much anymore as it is for my spouse.

This is by far THE BEST RESPONSE EVARRR!

I prefer Wonder Woman. But that does not work too well as a name.

Perfect! I always feel awkward when it comes time to buy a new dildo, because I have to ask where to find the 9 inch+ models. "I swear I am not a weirdo, I am just abnormally sized, thanks." Now I can print my own to accomodate my unique size and shape. And I can have it custom printed with My Little Ponies! :-D

I used to think along the lines of "omg, why would ANYONE with the ability to breastfeed go and feed their baby formula?" Then I had a preemie. I often wonder how the hell I tolerated the pain and stress of my breastfeeding experience without succumbing to the ease of formula feeding. Now, I still advocate for…

I never managed to get more than about 1-3 oz per pumping session myself, but often her little tummy couldn't fit more than 1.5 without spit-up or reflux. I was overjoyed when she finally started latching well at 3 months. I just about threw a party when it came time to return the medieval torture device to the WIC…

I would suggest slapping them upside the head with a lactating breast!

Personally, I can't shake hands with someone without thinking of handjobs. Boobs are for your man, not a baby. Gee, this mom and her baby might as well be shitting in public.

Hook your nipples up to a running vacuum for ten minutes and you won't be telling her to pump.

I tried the cover. Do you find it comfortable to eat with a blanket over your head? Neither did my daughter. She liked looking into her mommy's eyes while she ate.

Mom of an exclusively breastfed preemie here. I am certain to see "she should have pumped and bottle fed" somewhere in the comments. After 3 months of exclusive pumping, bloody nipples and bruised breasts, tell me to pump after you hook YOUR nipples up to a running vacuum for two hours a day for three months and tell…

All the craziest names I recall from school were white kids with names like Starship. Every Bishop I've met was white. Maybe I'm racist towards white hippies? Have a nice day.

I guess agnostic Paganish Recovering Catholicish Buddhistish Unitarian Universalist describes my personal theology best. It elicits chuckles from fellow UUs who "get it" and raised eyebrows from everyone else!

I was simply stating that "title" names such as Bishop or Prince are not legal in other countries. Then punctuated it with a bit of sarcasm. Yay Amurika! The government should step in! And in my next comment, admitted to being well aware of the xenophobia and heteronormativity behind such naming laws.

*fistbump!*

The Bible Texas Republicans are reading does!