Good for you for helping the guy get up the hill. Every snowstorm as a kid here in NC, my dad would pile us kids into his Volkswagen Super Beetle (the one w/ no defrost so you had to drive w/ the window down and the heat blasting on one foot) and help push stuck cars out of ditches or up hills for hours. Then we’d go…

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