I was going to make a Fat Burt Reynolds joke but then I couldn't remember if he was still alive and I felt bad.

I was going to make a Fat Burt Reynolds joke but then I couldn't remember if he was still alive and I felt bad.

If one could only throw tomatoes over the internet, then yes, sir, yes I would.

If one could only throw tomatoes over the internet, then yes, sir, yes I would.

Well he hasn't dropped the pot as if it was hot, because just very recently, arrested he got.

Well he hasn't dropped the pot as if it was hot, because just very recently, arrested he got.

Because your mother.

Because your mother.

Seriously. And to the person who will inevitably comment to say that Emma Stone is a natural blonde: I hate you, and I would stab you through the throat in the most grotesque and un-hipsterish fashion if I could get my hands on you. Fuck off. She's a redhead.

Seriously. And to the person who will inevitably comment to say that Emma Stone is a natural blonde: I hate you, and I would stab you through the throat in the most grotesque and un-hipsterish fashion if I could get my hands on you. Fuck off. She's a redhead.

Bombadil is an example of a good omission. He adds nothing to the narrative; some people are puzzled by his inclusion in the books, even. My problem is mostly with the stuff added by Jackson in the second and third films, because it makes no sense, and, IMHO, doesn't serve any narrative.

Bombadil is an example of a good omission. He adds nothing to the narrative; some people are puzzled by his inclusion in the books, even. My problem is mostly with the stuff added by Jackson in the second and third films, because it makes no sense, and, IMHO, doesn't serve any narrative.

I've never seen Mean Girls. Is there a lot of murder in it?

I've never seen Mean Girls. Is there a lot of murder in it?

Not enthused. The first Lord of the Rings movie was the good one, because he stuck to the story (mostly). Then it became successful and he just went off the rails with the next two, inserting his freshman creative writing class jism at every point. The books are dense enough as is, and adapting them would be challenge…

Not enthused. The first Lord of the Rings movie was the good one, because he stuck to the story (mostly). Then it became successful and he just went off the rails with the next two, inserting his freshman creative writing class jism at every point. The books are dense enough as is, and adapting them would be challenge…

"a Queen Elizabeth II imitator parachuted in"

"a Queen Elizabeth II imitator parachuted in"

After about 20 minutes trying to install iTunes— during which it apparently installed 5 other pieces of software that were never mentioned— it eventually failed and would not start, saying something was something who cares. I wasn't thrilled about having it on my computer anyway. Is there any other way for me to…

After about 20 minutes trying to install iTunes— during which it apparently installed 5 other pieces of software that were never mentioned— it eventually failed and would not start, saying something was something who cares. I wasn't thrilled about having it on my computer anyway. Is there any other way for me to…