There's something wrong with her face. It's like molded plastic. It's like some Gepetto was trying to make a real girl and almost got it right. She may be human but her face is from the bottom of the uncanny valley.

He has the role because he works for a fraction of what they were paying Terrance Howard. I think they could. Wouldn't help, though. Come on, Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson made an appearance and no one cared, and Cheadle is a TV-quality actor in the first place. They could make him a regular and it wouldn't change a…

The other female character, and my favorite character in the movie, Faora, isn't eye candy either. The only skin of hers we see is her face, and she spends most of the movie killing people with her bare hands while telling them why she's killing them in an adorably straightforward voice.

I have to admit that when that paparazzi died while chasing down a car he thought Justin Bieber was in, I thought, "good".

I liked it, but it's the first HIMYM I've seen in years, so instead of being annoyed with whatever the current plot is, I was just entertained by the gimmick.

Who wants the turkey neck? I'm not giving it to the cat this year, he always makes a mess when he eats it.

As a Pole, a lot of my holiday foods oddly overlap with Jewish foods, especially the ones of the potatoey variety. You pronounce and make then all slightly wrong.

Web 2.0, Windows 8, they're all the same problem: everyone wants the same layout to work on all devices, but desktops and laptops are completely different than tablets and phones.

Great great great movie, and yet another James Spader performance which makes me wonder how I can still be a straight man while admitting that I would, in fact, fuck him.

Great great great movie, and yet another James Spader performance which makes me wonder how I can still be a straight man while admitting that I would, in fact, fuck him.

Pretty sure he's wearing prosthetics and contacts and it's not CGI.

Pretty sure he's wearing prosthetics and contacts and it's not CGI.

He's definitely solid but I've never seen anything from him that made me think "great actor".

He's definitely solid but I've never seen anything from him that made me think "great actor".

That's a shame. The only people in the world who wouldn't want to see Bill Murray get an Oscar would be the other nominees.

That's a shame. The only people in the world who wouldn't want to see Bill Murray get an Oscar would be the other nominees.

You're the only one.

You're the only one.

Yes, and if it's not a contact sport it doesn't qualify as exercise.

Yes, and if it's not a contact sport it doesn't qualify as exercise.