happiestmaninspringfield
HappiestManInSpringfield
happiestmaninspringfield

Worth it

Can he feel pain in his legs though? It will only make me feel better if he was in excruciating pain.

Funny you say that, since they are actually based on the Bushes.

I was waiting for this!

I thought Trump was the Giant Douche and Hillary was the Shit Sandwich.

They do have that freedom. And we have the freedom to make fun of them for voting against their own interests. Donald was very clear about what he was going to do if elected.

I don’t think Kyrie would start on the Warriors either.

She didn’t get pancaked, but I’m pretty sure that door hit her head.

Are you sure it wasn’t a broiler? The bottom drawer of my oven is a broiler.

Also doesn’t Vader say aspirations instead of ambitions? It’s actually a double pun.

I think it helps that this is his third year in the league. I’m not going to be fully sold on Embiid until he can play starter minutes.

Steve Smith dragged the Panthers to the Super Bowl.

The tree may have died, but 2017's Harambe was born.

And what rule exactly would you change?

I think what’s stopping most teams is that the other team has to say yes too.

I think you’re confusing Nelson with Larry Brown.

I’ve heard that white stereotype from Chappelle before, but I don’t get really get it. Every white person’s bathroom I’ve ever been in has had wash cloths.

Wouldn’t movies fall under the category of “white culture”? Obviously now it’s part of everyone’s culture, but the same could be said of Rock/Rap/Blues music, which is considered “black culture”.