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The more time passes the more people phrase OSU's loss in smaller adjectives. It was an absolute beat down from beginning to end to a team that is now 4-5. It should automatically take OSU out of any discussion. Especially if VT doesn't become bowl eligible, that will be the clincher, you lose to non-bowl eligible

How in the hell does that happen? How?

You have no idea how to write sports headlines

That didn't take long. Alright stick with your horse. See you in the Holiday Bowl

This is an odd headline/perspective on the play, Army was already up so the fact it's returned for a TD has no bearing on the outcome. QB threw into triple coverage so the chances of that being completed for a TD vs. being intercepted (regardless of being returned for a TD) or broken up was slim to none. It wasn't

I crushed how terrible of a QB Golson is after the FSU game (might have been under another burner) because he just throws balls free-for-all into coverage and I got lambasted as an idiot, everyone still disagree?

No, no one gives a fuck about someone they've never heard of in a sport they don't care about. If the world's greatest cricket player (not even sure if that's what they're called) committed mass murder, no one would care about that either. Deadspin isn't a repository for everything that happens in global sport of

Another popular marathon post! Two comments in two hours, keep this stuff coming, we really love it! Definitely don't post anything on the results of the NYC marathon though, the one thing that a wider audience might possibly care about once a year in this sport, just keep giving us the most obscure nonsense we can

Why does your comment include both the word "fucking" used in anger as well as a note that you didn't watch the show? GAHHHHHHHH why don't those god damn motherfucking ABC execs keep this show I didn't bother to watch on the air? THOSE FUCKING CUNTS! FUCK THEM! THIS WAS THE BEST SHOW I DID NOT WATCH. THOSE NIGGER

Gabrielle Union was more shocked she was included in something labeled "celebrity" than in something labeled "leaked nudes"

Anyone that doesn't like the idea of seeing the more epic recent Super Bowls we've seen with the added potential of them being played in snow must be drunk on jizz

Nope

Kansas City is having a sports renaissance. Between showing it's the soccer capital of America during the World Cup, and showing its amazing support of the Royals, and obviously there's no one that's ever been to a Chiefs game that would debate how great that experience is, I think it's a nice gamble by the team to

Oh yes, let's definitely tackle the harassment trans women experience as a part of this, that's definitely just as relatable and material of an issue. See? Do you see why Democrats keep losing elections? Organization puts out an extremely powerful video that gets lots of people talking and men who do this seeing

These comments from women celebrating her for baring her small breasts cracking me up "oh you make me feel so much more comfortable with mine" Does your face also look like Keira Knightley? Have you ever found that your man or male friends seem more willing to watch Love Actually than other rom coms? It's because

Ok, focus on that part of my comment

Yeah. Blame the politicians. Lil Jon flew cross country to vote but Jon Stewart couldn't even be bothered to figure it out. This is EXACTLY the Democrat way you just complained about in the article, it's always on "others" to figure it out. How about Jezebel figures it out? And I'm not being facetious. You have

Did you just spoil this movie in the headline that I couldn't avoid seeing simply by coming to Gizmodo.com? If the first line of this movie I've greatly been looking forward to seeing and know zero about other than that it's "about space" isn't "we live in a world where there's a black hole" I'm going to be so god

I don't understand. That's before the ACC Championship Game. Doesn't make any sense.

You might want to go light on that "no ties" Senate runs snark when you're out full force in support of Hillary in a couple of years