She can put this next to Obama's Peace Prize

I've never known anyone at Deadspin to be interested in watching sports. Maybe if someone had a free beer or album or taco to review it would have had more takers.

You know she's not going to have sex with you just because you bought the CD right?

Did their subscriber approve or disapprove?

Why do you keep bringing up box scores? I have not mentioned a single thing other than marathon results. Should we talk about zoo animals and speaker cabling and other irrelevant things too?

I'm thinking about killing myself to get away from a world where there's someone that thinks "media shit storm" is spelled "meadiashitstorm" and 11 people star it

This could not be more wrong. There are multiple examples of them providing discussions of the results of other marathons. Dumb fuck

That's a lot of cat food

I guarantee Nick Foles can't tell Peters and Acho, Allen, Boykin, Burton, Carroll, Cole, Cox, Curry, Fletcher, Graham, Huff, Jenkins, Kendricks, Logan, Maclin, Matthews, McCoy, Polk, Ryans, Smith, Smith, Sproles, Thornton, Watkins, Williams, and Wolff apart

Uh, it's three, and not sure why you just randomly chose Wednesday as the cut off for coverage. Deadspin didn't even cover entire games of the World Series. Yeah, yeah I know baseball ratings are down vs. history but the attention they give to fucking marathoners vs. others sports is completely out of wack vs. any…

I haven't seen a script that good since a black woman named Jemima almost won the marathon this morning

So, just so I'm clear, Fittish bombards Deadspin with coverage of long distance runners that no one gives a fuck about competing in the NYC Marathon leading up to the event but does not post anything about the results of the marathon except this guy's nipples? But Gawker DOES cover it? Really strong work.

Similar odds to your cunt of a mother dying I hope

Maybe don't use headlines like "Jones decapitates defender" to describe a sport where things like this actually happen, I'm sure anyone emotionally invested in this man's young life won't appreciate the juxtaposition

He was 4/6 for a 145 passer rating in the Redskins game. They're playing against one of the worst passing defenses in the league this week. And it's a game that's a toss-up who is expected to win even if a health Romo does start. Romo should absolutely not play. Go fuck yourself.

Cowboys fans who dread the prospect of watching a perfectly capable Weeden play more than dread the prospect of watching Romo potentially become paralyzed on national television can go fuck themselves

Probably because one of his good friends just died at the age of 22 and he realizes what actually matters

That audio feed was creeping more than Lebron's hairline

I hope he dies.

The only angle left for Deadspin to cover is what if Bumgarner had gotten ebola