Damn, you’ve been doing some stunt stomach work lately! Ooof! Don’t hurt yourself doing these write ups! Bad things can happen. Very bad things.

Yes, although much like with the whole “free speech!” argument when people say shitty and or racist/sexist things, you can say whatever you want, or in this case, you can defend your client as aggressively as possible, technically doing your job. But that sure as hell does not spare you from being roasted, criticized…

Right down to the tumble off the cliff during the thunderstorm.

This woman is an evil stepmother in a Disney live-action flick starring the latest child actor.

I don’t understand how people can be like “times were different back then” when the British media ran Jerry Lee Lewis out of the country for that shit. Clearly popular opinion was that it was not good?

This guy’s a piece of shit, but it’s no reason for everyone to start collectively shitting on French culture like it’s their specific problem - as it’s happening in the comments. What about all the English and American rockstars fucking and raping underage girls in the 70s? What about what Nicholson, Spacey, Singer…

Thanks for proving my point about why the media using the terminology “pedophile” when the person is an actual child molester is such a problem.

You know, I was getting ready to say “well, there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with being a pedophile that should lead to arrest”...

For everyone so in love with basketball that they feel the need to lionize Kobe...here you go.

This is beautiful. I will never stop hoping for a day when all LGBTQ youth are loved and accepted by their families. 

My Daughter: Yeah, one of the girl’s father is living with us now.

Damn this is beautiful and shows how to be a real parent.

Careful not to let him steer you in the wrong direction.

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

Yes, it was definitely a huge misteak.

“have probably never seen a tree that wasn’t planted by a gardener” is the most vicious unassuming insult that I never knew I needed in my repertoire and I am here for it.

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Or just have money

Icelandic horses are super cute.

What baffles me is how easily disprovable these facts seem to be.