This is a good reminder for pet owners to keep their pets’ license / chip info up to date (yes, I know MCAS received the dog two years after it was lost - but I’m making a general point; as soon as your pet’s license / chip is outdated, you may be out of luck if they get lost).

But... Pretzel Pop Tarts sound amazing.

Yeah, sometimes I accidentally find myself starting to believe in the principles of America instead of the reality.

Temporary lapse of forgetting how America works?

That was ghastly. :)

It has nothing to do with fear and everything to with people are tired of crowds and bad service.

You say sad, I say to each their own. If people would rather order in than go out than let them.

Yeah, it’s not that at all

I would suggest not eating out much.

Wouldn’t a ghost kitchen serve only boo-berries and spook-ghetti?

Suggesting that it would strike the world as odd for a middle-aged individual to order a Shirley Temple is now “male toxicity garbage”?

Wow, you’ve really hit the nail on the head and characterized my life and parenting super accurately, except a few minor things (you may not have realized when you decided to insult a complete stranger without knowing anything about his situation):

A strange, botoxed David Berkowitz.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Hey I’d love to read and comment and respond more, but I AM GREY. And not only am I grey, but my [100% up-to-date Chrome] browser is no match for the constant shitshow that is Kinja.

Don’t know how many of you all are struggling with the impeachment news but I am. Realistically, I didn’t expect a different outcome. But still...goddammit. Once again, the mouldering orange motherfucker is going to skate and then rub it in our faces for the umpteenth. And he’s going to be extra psycho for the next 10…

Oh sweetheart, I’m so sorry.

You would not be the first person who tried teaching and hated it.

Celebrating the end of dry January and the beginning of drinkyourfaceoff February. Chers everyone🍷🍹

Ummmm, so after all your cheerleading the wheels fell off the wagon a bit. Ran a promo on Wednesday night and it went pear shaped and wrong, which resulted in me having a full tilt meltdown and harming myself. I'm doing ok now but I have received a harsh wake up call that I am simply not ready.