She's a beauty!

OMG, I know! His stupidity is matched by his arrogance.

“I could win that war in a week.” “It would be over literally in 10 days.”

“who are the expected readers of this book?”

Nicely done! I'm sure his parents were grateful to you for the lesson.

Each pic is cuter than the last!

Get well soon KP. The kitties need you and we need the kitties! JK, I do hope you feel better soon but just for your own sake.

I'm so sorry about your kitty. 💔

I kinda, sorta, believed this until your post, lol. I mean I never actually thought about how they were fertilized! 

Yes,  it should be faze. I made a mistake. 

When my nephew was a toddler he talked non stop. My brother, in a moment of exasperation, told him you only get so much voice for your whole life and if he didn’t slow down he’d use his all up. Didn’t phase the little guy. But a few days later he came down with strep throat and couldn’t speak. With tears streaming…

... guilt the shit out if ya when ya try to live without ‘em.

I'm so sorry about your Goosey Girl, but glad to hear Nugget fought him off and survived. 

Did you move in there together? If one of you lived there first I’d say it belongs to them. If not then I think you’re going to have to discuss it with your partner. If he can't afford it on his own I don't think it's wrong for you to keep the place. It sounds like you want to be kind and considerate, maybe you could…

I’ve been betrayed by friends before and there aren’t many things more hurtful than that. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Good thoughts for you and Ollie.

Excellent story telling!

I grew up in the suburbs of Pittsburgh and I’ve heard of Zombieville but have never been there. The green man was also known as Charlie No Face and he was a real person. His name was Raymond Robinson He’d been in an electrical accident of some kind. I never met him but one of my older sisters claimed she had. https://e…

Of course it's a ridiculous lawsuit. 

It's still a silly lawsuit. I like a Reese' as much as the next guy but it's not exactly fine chocolate! 😊