I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

To further your point about how much better the advanced stats are, I pulled up some OPS+ numbers. His unadjusted 130 would rank him in a tie for 28th this season. Well, the ball’s juiced this year, one might say, ignoring the fact that the players were juiced back then, and he played half his games in Colorado,…

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

WGA East is the one that actually has all the experience organizing digital media shops - including Slate, Vice, Vox, and yours truly. I believe WGA West is mostly focused on screenwriters.

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.

What did I say about having this gaping asshole on my screen this early in the morning?

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Well see, I would like to see Pablo Sandoval’s arms, too. And this has REMINDED ME that there is also a lot of great secret tattoos in MLB that I never get to see because of these dumb sleeves!!!

Too bad we’ll never see this again from Puig, since he was just traded to SLEEVEland.

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

good.

aww, mommy couldn’t buy her widdle wat wedemption.

The Robot Umpire Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2019. Human decisions are removed. Robot Umpire begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.