As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?

She was going to sign with Deadspin but then heard about previous celebrity endorsements:

A little better quality, at least on my computer:

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…

He hit him SHOULDER-FIRST!

How fucking terrible are the Knicks if “looking like cheap idiots” is their preferred narrative?

I’d prefer if they tried the Radman Theory, meaning the entire franchise would ollie off a cliff. 

Damn it! Why can't anything GOOD happen for the Yankees for a change!

I would like to point out that these people would not be making these difficult and tragic journeys if their homes had not become unbearable. Most people love their homes, and only leave them when circumstances make the place they love and know more terrifying than the unknown.

A fantastic game and my heart absolutely broke for Japan there as I felt this was the Japan I had been waiting to see for the whole tournament. They were clearly bringing the pressure, creating the more dangerous chances and controlling the flow of the game. Ultimately it was the right call by the ref and the team…

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

You would think that, if we truly were making a concerted effort to ensure everyone knows how we feel about the World Cup, you would know that we love the World Cup, and are mostly just disappointed about the completely avoidable roadblocks FIFA has accidentally set up, which have worked overtime to make the World Cup…

It very much was not

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Don’t know, but he CAN play 5-on-5 with his kids, which is impressive, I guess

JaMarcus Russell could dunk the hell out of a basketball donut.