“but Norfolk’s right fielder forgets how many outs there are....”

This exactly. This is unfortunately an old argument, and as much I wish everyone would just acknowledge US concentration camps, I’m not at all surprised at the denial.

America has always called our concentration camps “internment camps” pretending they’re something different because they weren’t run by Nazi Germany,…

But you know what you can’t call it?”

The problem with the penalty goalie off the line rulings is that it has NEVER been called this way. If you made it a ‘point of emphasis’ before the tournament, maybe they did I don’t know, that you were going to do this then fine, but no keeper basically in the world ever expects to be called for a line violation.…

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Did it ever occur to you that they climbed and Emotional Mount Everest? Perhaps, they finally were coming to terms with a childhood trauma or deep dark family secret. YOU DON’T KNOW THEIR STORY!

Hot take. No one’s to blame. Bad shit happens sometimes.

Do you honestly think ejecting players saves time? What happens when a player gets ejected? The player argues for another 2 minutes. Then the manager comes out, says something, gets ejected, and then argues for another 2 minutes. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an ejection that was prefaced by an extended argument from…

Umpires shouldn’t be allowed to throw players or managers out of the game just for arguing about calls on the field. NFL and NHL refs manage to survive without throwing people out for arguing calls, I see no reason why umpires need that authority.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

What goes through the mind of a batter here? I’m assuming thought one is “probably don’t swing” but thought two must be “I’m going to die.”

“Toxic bros”? Really? Consider: Maybe Kirsten just kind of sucks and there’s zero appetite out there, among wither men or women, for a Wall St lawyer turned political opportunist. And that maybe she was kneecapping a perceived political rival in Franken rather than making a principled stand. When Republicans are…

Hawaii to do list:

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

He’s 51, the same age I was the day I was diagnosed colon cancer. I’m not boasting, but I handled my worst day slightly better than Steve-O up there.

Even if you give him the benefit of the doubt of context, it doesn’t make sense. They had a 14% chance of winning and didn’t win. I’m a Cavs fan, we had the same percentage and got the fifth pick. Okay, it would’ve been nice to have Zion, but I know what 14% means. I save my righteous anger for when my team does…

He definitely plays the, uh, game the right way. 

Are you fucking kidding me? Uh, Ted Nugent literally threatened to shoot Harry Reid and kill Obama and Clinton. Yeah, this is fucking unfair.