Here is Lisa Rinna walking in a fashion show with her two daughters, radiating the energy of a mom who tells cashiers “I’m actually their sister!”

She arrived at the club at 4:00 am? Man I am so old. Go to bed, Halsey! 

Years ago I had a friend say that “savage’ was offensive to her and her fellow indigenous people for many of the reasons Paul outlined above. So I stopped using it (not that it was really a regular part of my vocabulary anyway).

Nah, it’s in a bunch of the stories, sadly. Read the description of the first reanimated corpse in Herbert West––Reanimator for the most explicit version.

Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have whatever workout equipment she wants at her probably-palacial home? Rather than renting an entire gym every time she wants to exercise. Or is there something I’m missing about rich people?

He does not have that power.

“It’s so cool that they’re bringing in Palpatine’s boss(?) after never mentioning him in any movies. So neat that he was just off-screen the entire time!”

And of course the media reports on him as “Mueller’s Witness” and not “Trump’s liaison to SA royals.” No one cares about this particular person, so who can we damage by proxy? Cause most people only read headlines...

This story has no good guy.

Meanwhile, his mother claiming that it was the best laugh of the night shows how this idiot got the way he is. She has probably defended and validated every dumb decision he’s made in his privileged life.

Oh my gawd Becky. Now we can’t even mock Jamaicans. What will we do on vacation?

White people, it has been 2020 for 6 days! 6!!! Control yourselves!

A Ja-fakin’ named Chet. *Sigh. Sounds about white.

I couldn’t agree more but would you mind helping me work through the details? Since there are no shortage of murderous regimes around the globe, shall we just start assassinating people in all of those countries too? Should we just stop at one? How do we decide who gets it first? Should Saudi Arabia be next? It’s…

Or they’re just not interested in watching multi-millionaires jerk each other off.  

Not everyone wants to pirate content 

Holy shit, Bird Box came out in 2019. This year has gone on forever

Maybe on the island of Dr. Moreau!

Really could not give less of a fuck about the Xbox, but Hellblade 2 sure looks cool as, well, hell. Pretty weird that it’s an Xbox “exclusive” considering the first one originally launched exclusively on PS4. Hopefully it won’t run like ass on PC.