Everything I loved about this had Mark Gatiss’ prints all over it; everything I hated had Moffats.

Young Odin?

Genre fans; “Stop being condescending with needless exposition and sign posted story beats!

Thats a weird photoshop...

Never gets old.

Yeah it’s a damn shame, but one more reason for me to ditch consoles and invest in a PC next year, loved that first game.

I’m hoping this is somewhere along the lines of the recent Miss: Impossible films, because they’re a blast. Looking forward to this! But those accents, yeesh. Just hire some Russian actors  FFS.

Man I love this film.

Thanks! I think!

What is this please?!

Its...fine.

The latest Tomb Raider was a totally fine film that nobody asked for. The latest Ghostbusters film was a totally fun film that nobody wanted.

Those films are very mediocre.

The twist is EVERYONE IS A DOLL AND THE DOLL IS ALSO A DOLL

Most of those shows are not made by Netflix, they’re licensed to them.

Are you kidding me? Altered Carbon is all bleached processing blue with some neon lights.

Yeah, most Netflix productions have this issue, I wonder if it was a cue they took from the Defenders shows, or if it was always their plan.

Excuse my toilet humour

Wiping your butt?

Riiiiiiiight