Ahahaha, omg this. /facepalms

I am like this, but about people TOUCHING my food. Boss once made a bitchy comment about what I was eating— I made eye contact and took the biggest bite I could into it, like chipmunk cheeks ENORMOUS. And chewed. Slowly. Without breaking eye contact.

My workplace does flu shots for EVERYONE, which is good because we’re full service hospitality. My plan so far this year is working, and it’s this: the BEST smelling / moisturizing hand sanitizers I can find, plus good smelling clorox/lysol wipes. When your people WANT to sanitize their hands ALL THE TIME and there’s…

Man. This is why the Facebook rule is the only rule. Never ever ever say anything that you aren’t comfortable with everyone on the planet overhearing.

I actually have one of these (eek) that still pisses me off to this day:

I am so sorry that this had to happen to you at such an awful time. :/ If only we could manually install filters in certain people in our family.

All the stars from another curly haired child given to parents with stick straight hair. BRUSHING DOES NOT.

I’ve got something, but it’s a little odd.

So far the Glamglow seems to be helping it, but it was really frustrating! I’m trying to go super light on the moisturizers for now (or at least use really gentle things), but this inspired me to cancel my petit vour completely. :/

Omg, this stuff made me break out SO BAD. Like, two uses and I am COVERED in whiteheads in a way I never have been in my life. I’m suddenly understanding pancake makeup to cover blemishes, and sympathizing seriously with people who deal with this all the time.

I had a bad moment of thinking you were me from ten years ago, until I read that you were in your fifties. Honest question, are you one of the feminists who think women aren’t allowed to be stay at home mothers or housewives, because you don’t want to be?

I have just discovered that if I wash my hair just right (argon oil shampoo, not too much conditioner), comb while wet, and twist it up against the back of my head and use a claw clip to stick it there while it dries, I get some pretty damn amazing curls. Now I feel a little dark sorceress myself.

Omg, this. I WAS using the aloe stuff on my face, but then I somehow ended up with really AWFUL razor burn on my legs and that aloe gel like. killedi t. Not even in pain, nothing! IT’S LIKE A MIRACLE

I received an offer from my part time job for a supervisor position at $0.36 more per hour than my current position. I went back to my full time job and was honest with my manager: I wanted to stay with them, where I was comfortable, but financially, I would be better off moving, because that $0.36/hr also came with…

its the eyebrows

These sound like the back of bad gay sex novels.

DISNEY PRINCESS, YOU SAY? *SOLD*

DISNEY PRINCESS, YOU SAY? *SOLD*

Oh my fucking jesus, really, Depo is not recommended for people with depression? THAT EXPLAINS FOUR YEARS OF DEPRESSION AND OTHER THINGS OMG. *headdesk*

No, now this thread is everything. Saucy tart ftw.

I started with just an all over body/face wash, shampoo and conditioner, but then someone introduced me to lush, and well... their stuff just smells so nice, and it leaves me smelling nice, and frankly, perfumes all smell like ALCOHOL to me anyway. If I'm going to spray myself down with alcohol, I'll drink it, kay?