You can get a cheap removal tool (like this one) at your local bike shop for pennies.

I haven’t been this scared shitless of the sun since the last time I played Super Mario Brothers 3.

Because, despite his relentless efforts to keep the culture and traditions of his native Ecuador alive in his children, Isabel and Gerrado jr. have long since given up speaking, or even caring about Spanish.

You can do LeMans without sleep. 3rd time I went there my Samoan friend from NZ, he took some ecstasy, coke and other stuff he had procured while in Lyon. I had scored us some VIP passes with Audi to allow us to eat for free and drink at the hospitality while we were there. With the first wave of happy pills coming on…

Best swimming destinations in Europe, ranked:

BS... we all know this is what the car will look like...

Colin Cowherd has an Ayn Rand fleshlight.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

You have stumbled upon the solution to everything, good sir. If only all of us had your wisdom and clarity.

roomtemperature: [drives to hospital]

The New York City subway is full of garbage.

The New York City subway is full of garbage.

I love strange functional stuff. It’s a shame that most strange stuff stays out of the mainstream for good reason. For instance, a weak and heavy set of high-end wheels. Though they have insane amount of lip for a 60-offset wheel (It was puzzlingly labelled as 5x114 +40 though it’s 5x100 +60ish).

[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

“We need to use this guy next time. Get his number.”

Come on bruh, get 275’s at least. Im running 235s on 7.5” in the front and 275s on 9” in the rear.

Thumbs up for the 'flush ness'.