You’re answer to sir moron Brian Douglas hayes is much more friendly than mine. He’s still an idiot

You’re an idiot. You clearly know nothing

Actually that makes you sound pretty exciting to me lol

Losers you say?

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

They keep saying he'll go number 1, but if you ask me, he looks a lot closer to type 2.

Aside from the claws always ripping up the carpeting I bet they make badass pets.

This calls for a little bit of Mr. Hunter S. Thompson:

We programed it to protect the environment at all costs. We never expected its calculated solution would be our extinction.

Yes. Low profile tires, lowered suspension, and body kits are perfect for serious rock crawling, even if it can't make it over a speed bump.

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

If you go to this link http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama, it's a looping flash video, so you can play it for 10 hours if you so choose.

Don't bame me for your sudden loss of friends, employment, and self esteem...

Auto Painter: Whadja have in mind?

You should really charge your phone. Lol

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