Grab your popcorn, kids.

DAMMIT BONNIE! You forgot about the poopsack!

Seriously, I watched that video about her and it was the strangest and most arousing thing I've ever seen. I want nothing more than to be abused by her for two glorious weeks.

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

But Tebow isn't even part of the Broncos anymore.

Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.

Cancer took the wrong ESPN employee.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

Evil Laugh...

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Report: University of Michigan to Donate $8 Million to Walmart

tl;dr.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.