How every one of these people's answers makes me feel:

the more you know the more nightmarish it is

Haha, wow, I mention HB 2 and now I'm a Democrat? Good work there Sherlock. I'm a registered Republican in Indiana, so go fuck yourself on that count.

As long as it isn't TX, I'm happy.

I like to be progressive on many issues, and I think the fear of marijuana is waaayyyy overplayed, but come on. Josh Gordon is either an addict or a fucking imbecile.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

clever girl

First, you forgot about taxes.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

¿Que?

Kelly: BELLY-FLOP CONTEST!! LET ME SEE YOUR BEST OFFENSIVE LINE!

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

For fuck snakes