...says dumb fuckin haole mainlander. 

Wow he sure knows how to choose his battles. Saaaaavy

Sweet home. Gave me chicken skin. Lived there 23 years. Top-shelf piece. 

She’s a hoot. She’s an acting colleague and bud of Melissa McCarthy. She slays

You Tube killed the Grammy Old Farts!

She was chewing and slurping

Lol

Welcome back

My Jam...

He really is colorblind when it comes to trash. But, yeah, Kanye’s low-hanging fruit for President skin-tag-in-a-suit. 

I love that EM does whatever the hell he wants. 

I hope the On Patrol girls will make an appearance too.

WT Wendy’s

I’m a Divemaster and I can tell you straight up, that scuba diving burns HELLA calories. Look it up.

And what is with all these wippypo going all Nelly Olsen on all these POC just going about their mundane damn day? She didn’t hand him a slip of paper saying, “Give me all the cash in your drawer or you die”

I pretty sure he’s smooth down there...

He’s going to be jumping sharks to left right and center back @Lake Koshkonong.

I read that. Gold.

Funny.