Friggin’ brilliant! What is with this LCD-warnings? I’ve been reduced to the grays on ole kinja, I thought my account was closed...sniff...nice bit.

OMG! I love OMG! Ponies, missed you!

Well, if your Irish you do, but we moved far from my parent’s small village of siblings and cousins, and our family grew up far away and we all college and moved to large cities. Funerals are when I see these folks.

Something’s off with that side-ab-Ken-doll-action.

I think the headline says it all. They treat a noble job like reporting the news into a room of those journalists biasedly curating what they should, or maybe they do, have bylines with their names on them. Oh, and make sure the sources are FB approved, leaving out competitors as a source.

Co-dependents, which I am in remission from, really have to work this concept. A mentor once told me, “No can be a complete sentence”.

Relax y’all. damn. For my female movie-watching self, I’m glad she’s gnawing on those hands.

Ya gotta give Raising Arizona a pass!

You know what he calls you? A little piece of chicken.. (yes, i’m stalking you from another post—you are killing me with our shared love of movie lines...

Andy Richter says he recalls ‘Lazyboy’ chair cited in Hastert case

Illinois Politician Hall of Shame Just another Illinois Jailbird politician. Nothing to see here.

Bartman has a new cohort!

Wow. thx.

This is normal behavior on Maui for some people. There were so many people I knew who lived there and believed truly in that Chemtrail claptrap. One friend of mine moved to Colorado and posted that she wore a gasmask on a morning walk and couldn’t belive people were pointing and laughing at her when, “she was the only…

ok? shit.

I can’t catch my breath from choking after seeing this...

I wonder if they will include like 3 hour long decompression stops and dive tables and profiles.