This is normal behavior on Maui for some people. There were so many people I knew who lived there and believed truly in that Chemtrail claptrap. One friend of mine moved to Colorado and posted that she wore a gasmask on a morning walk and couldn’t belive people were pointing and laughing at her when, “she was the only…

ok? shit.

I can’t catch my breath from choking after seeing this...

I just lost a ton of brain cells reading that. Insomnia sucks.

She obviously told a roomful of serious business women her talent was getting a guy to front her shitty crap. I hope she at least wore a mask at this robbery

Ok? That's what I wanna shout from the pulpit. And argue about her fucking micro aggressions. She's a no count, joke.

Who the fuck would have this vapid woman as a keynote?

I thought it was Kimmy Scmidt in the side teaser. Unbreakable

Gold. Mahalo.

....cause , yah Phife Diggy he got somthin’ to say...

Best video narration of the internets today.

Someone should inform her of the effects of over imbibing in the sun, benzos and likker. She ate. UP.

I shower at night in the winter. Like every third day with my sedentary ass n

Chicago it was a {Latina racial slur of American Territory} bath.

I use the ole timey “Pssst” dry shampoo. And Neutrogina stripping shampoo once a month.

Spoken like a true Yankee.

It’s like “da kine” in pidgin Hawaiian? Ah, any one giveem? Help me out 808ers.

Here’s what I learned along the way. THANKS TO MY WIFE:

who is this shiksa?

Hey Patrick: This all such great material and ideas. I sent this to my Mother and I think her denial coping skill kicked in. (I don’t deny I’m a full on impulse buyer-it runs in the family. It has to)