But do you wear your sunglasses the wrong way? That’s the piece d’ resistance.

He will def need a Triple D DEDOUCHE! hehehe

I used to sell advertising at a free weekly. My favorite customer design idea: “Just make it look nice” um, yeah, so I can take it back to the graphic designer over and over again?

She smells more like cheddar pluck from the Jay Z Corp.

She’s so overproduced and anodyne. Missy Elliot was so good at what she's kind of trying to achieve? I'm old.

If you have Ulcerative Colitis or Crohn’s, stay away from ibuprofen if at all possible. I know from experience.

That’s me too....

I agree. The author claims in her byline she is “fanatical” about personal growth and development. Relax, y’all. These Millennial Achievement Machines are to be endured in my book.

Yeah. Gov Perry should be all to familiar with the concept of compliance. On how not to bother with I when it has to with his directive , but fuck the incarcerated felons who don’t vote. He’ll go out if his way to adhere to compliance with them. He's always been a no count, 2-bit snake oil salesman.

Sorry.

I moved from Chicago to Hawaii and now I’m in Boston. I’ll be 50 this year and I make less than I did at 40. But I have been in ad sales, underwater videography and now textbook editing. Obvs. I don’t move around for the $$$. I make enough to stay out of debt and sock a bit away for retirement. I've owned and sold a…

When I watched the Black Mirror episode called “Fifteen Million Merits” all I could think of was LCD Mass Appeal Judge-in-chairs shows like The Voice and American Idol. I don’t want to spoil the plot for those who haven’t seen it, but just think Dystopian Distraction in the form of pop idol worship and single-minded…

Lemme guess, the rail plan has been nixed too?

snap.

I had to jump off that book at ch. 1

It was meant to. I wish a Gawker thread would have ruined mine back in 2006. wink wink, nudge nudge.

Agreed. I was being facetious.

What a tool? God forbid he take a sledgehammer to the developers homes who are responsible for impossible home / rent prices. And don’t get me started on the whole light rail opposition. I moved to Maui before coming back to the mainland. At least on Maui, the homeless were akumai enough to stay hidden from the white,…