I stumbled onto the fact that yes, Priority mail boxes of all sizes (up to 5 each) will be delivered straight to your door for free. I actually got double shipped and received 10 of each. That was great and disconcerting all at the same time.

If only there was a way to indicate when one is joking in text based dialogue...

I find those that take offense to a joke about not getting laid, are in fact not getting laid. Lighten up.

I think you mean stoned to death by society.

<eyes roll out of head emoji>

No shit. What’s this guy in his late twenties. Probably a nice job and house. Go and die will ya.

Well at least you have your reason for never getting laid.