The PARENTS paid this guy for supposed debts and for fear of their children’s safety?!?

My Daughter: Yeah, one of the girl’s father is living with us now.

NXVIM has to be the most bizarre thing I’ve heard.

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

I just finished watching Man in the High Castle, and there’s this part where Abendsen tells Smith that he’ll never know peace, in any life, in any universe. That’s what Nazis deserve, to be pursued through the Multiverse and beaten down for eternity.

Any episode that takes a look at mental health and says that it okay to talk to someone, to go to therapy (as Ryan’s friend goes to group therapy in the end) is good in my book. Add in some creepy, trippy dream sequences and a whole lot more backstory for Yaz and damn, I loved this episode.

I thought it was under advertised but maybe that’s just me and how targeted advertising works? We don’t have cable, pay for Hulu commercial free, watch YouTube daily and never saw an ad, and do all that on Xbox One where I didn’t see anything for it.

Who fucking cares??? If you like the characters, see the movie. If you’re a dude, your nuts aren’t going to rot from the inside out because women are proud of female characters in a movie you watched. 

They may as well called it Harley Quinn of Mars for the lack of marketing. I’ve been keeping up with the movie, and been interested in seeing it and I had no idea it opened this weekend.

We should all listen to this man who thinks Black Widow has already come out and that Hunger Games wasn’t political. 

Stopped reading after “women on Twitter.”

Historically, February was when you threw out the trash that wouldn’t have gotten audiences in the holiday rush, and hoped they picked up a little audience at least by dint of there being bugger all else to go and see.

REALLY under-advertised: I didn’t even realize it was out already. My wife and I have been looking forward to this one.

I fully expect some of this is the droves of fanboys upset that “they aren’t sexy” - BUT I feel some of this is also just the marketing? It seems to me this was way under-advertised, in ways that other outings (even Shazam) were just...not. It’s like DCEU marketing didn’t know how to handle this one or just dropped…

Oh my god. I REALLY hope they aren’t treating any survivors of sexual assault or sexual abuse. Are they like Christian counselors or something? Because then that might make some kind of sense. It would still make absolutely no sense, but I’m just saying I’ve seen it before.

Licensed counselors?!

Of course she should be mad at the restaurant. They are in charge of the THIRD PARTY SERVICE that does these online bookings. j/s

I run the access control system for my rather large office building. One day, doing a very minor update, I accidentally locked all the doors that lead from the basement parking lot into the building. The basement parking lot where all executive staff park. The basement parking lot that doesn’t have phone in it and…

Oh come on.

Dear Salty,