Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Give him a ride = amber alert unfortunately.

What’s the difference between porcupines and BMWs?

Eh, the GTI is a decent looking, good driving car. Overdone a little? Maybe. I’d still have it.

You people are horrible. I’m so conflicted right now. But I *am* smiling.

Getting your moped run over and then immediately getting to watch the idiot responsible drive his car into a river has to be the epitome of mixed feelings.

First production vehicle with electrically boosted brakes

I’m guessing that’s the easiest exit for exhaust.

also, tesla has gone and fixed all of those issues for customers that had the issues. Inconvenient sure, but I don’t think it cost the owners a penny for them to have the issues fixed.

As someone who doesn’t have but a Tesla but is interested in one, I don’t see it as relevant at all. None of the minor stuff mentioned in the article is even a factor in my wanting that car. The actual reasoning for many people is far above a small chance of faulty door handles, locks or latches.

Wow, only 1-5 years for taking someone’s life do to your own carelessness? Court system gave my Grandmother Life without Parole for a non-violent drug charge. Gotta love ‘Murica.

Seriously, if people need a disclaimer to keep them from doing stupid shit, then they’re too stupid to read a disclaimer. Like, we all KNOW that this is stupid and the guy most likely should have died. Does Casey putting “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME” change that? No? Ok then.

Why? There’s nobody around.

Well, except for citizens being needlessly shot by police. I guess so.

None of them are buying one, so don’t bother asking.

Well thats what happens when you program your driverless car to drive the same as the local residents. It drives like an asshat like everyone else.

And if you watch it in full screen, you can tell a thing or two about other parts of his lower anatomy.

Maybe you should be responsible journalists and not repeat Tesla ad-copy since they haven’t earned that level of trust?

Not sure why the author is so sarcastic about 1.5 miles from the solar panels. That is a free trip to the store for me.