Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Give him a ride = amber alert unfortunately.

What’s the difference between porcupines and BMWs?

Eh, the GTI is a decent looking, good driving car. Overdone a little? Maybe. I’d still have it.

You people are horrible. I’m so conflicted right now. But I *am* smiling.

Getting your moped run over and then immediately getting to watch the idiot responsible drive his car into a river has to be the epitome of mixed feelings.

First production vehicle with electrically boosted brakes

I’m guessing that’s the easiest exit for exhaust.

Wow, only 1-5 years for taking someone’s life do to your own carelessness? Court system gave my Grandmother Life without Parole for a non-violent drug charge. Gotta love ‘Murica.

Why? There’s nobody around.

Well, except for citizens being needlessly shot by police. I guess so.

None of them are buying one, so don’t bother asking.

Well thats what happens when you program your driverless car to drive the same as the local residents. It drives like an asshat like everyone else.

And if you watch it in full screen, you can tell a thing or two about other parts of his lower anatomy.

Maybe you should be responsible journalists and not repeat Tesla ad-copy since they haven’t earned that level of trust?

Not sure why the author is so sarcastic about 1.5 miles from the solar panels. That is a free trip to the store for me.

Ditto. He was working under orders. Yes, that is a shitty excuse but those giving the orders should be responsible to a greater degree. This guy get’s 5 years, his boss should get 10, his boss should get 20 and so on.

I like that the “doer” will go to jail, not the mastermind behind this whole shit storm.