That is the least Breitbart comment I have ever read

Of course, this is the Trump Era after all.

While we're on the subject, did you know Trump made a cameo in The Little Rascals?

You could not be less intimidating than a man with pants hiked up to his titties and a bucket of nachos cradled carefully in his hand.

Honestly it looks like a crappy version of Star Wars, a fact made all the more amusing and ironic when you learn the original source material was a big influence to Star Wars.

Valerian almost seems like this year's John Carter or Jupiter Ascending, except it's a few months late

It's pretty bad when you can imagine Sing being a better, more compelling movie.

Lol ok. Sounds good

NO YOU MOVEMOVEMOVE!

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New flavor—Cold Comfort! - vanilla with layered blankets of soft marshmallow and golden Oreos

That feeling when it's the night before the election and you're still ahead and all you had to do was not bodyslam someone

Well, we do have a president who uses dictatorial phrases for the press, namely "enemies of the people." It's only natural his party and followers would condone something like this.

I see both those twats and raise you a rat-faced Bill Kristol.

This movie feels like another one of those annual mid-winter box office flops, only it's come in the spring. You know, like John Carter or Jack the Giant Slayer. Based on retelling old stories that nobody really asked for.

A nation crippled by a man's untreated syphilis. Sad!

Anderson has nothing to apologize for, IMO. His assessment is 100% spot on

I know it's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but that probably is going to be an O'Reilly title at some point. If he survives our hatenado long enough, that is.

I have no idea. I didn't think this analogy would get this far.

I dunno, are you orange, 70, enjoy greasy fast food daily, and president?