The form of reasoning you’re mustering here is not made use of in courtrooms. It is, however, widely employed among sea lions.

You’re preaching to the New York choir.

Almost no racists think they are racist. There’s always someone worse they can point to and say, “See? That’s a racist. I’m not a racist, I shook hands with a black person three years ago and didn’t flinch or anything!”

VB has no time for you heathens that purchase eyewear at a drugstore.

I really like this too, but the poop emojies aren’t working for me. They imply a bit more whimsy than I can muster for his bullshit anymore.

Somewhere in prison, Hilary is smiling

Everything you wrote is true.

The damage from this won’t just be the superficial damage to relations but does have the distinct possibility of seeing the US fall from its top spot and instead harkening the “Chinese Century” of geopolitics.

Doesn’t this fit with his branding? I’m sure there already is a Golden Shower Suite there.

Legally that is how it works. That is why Julian Assange is hiding out in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

I hope she continues to do amazing work. She had me a 33 year old woman actually paying attention to Teen Vogue. For a while I’d see a political article shared from Teen Vogue and I’d be like really? Then I’d read it and be like “What?” Then it happened more and more and I was like Teen Vogue is putting out more…

She’s going to be playing the part of the PhD grad student who sells Zoey her first bag of weed in Grown.ish.

Still bitter there hasn’t been an Elvis Stojko or Brian Orser biopic? He will always be the lesser Brian.

Yeah; I’m not quite sure that this is fair. Appearances can be deceptive.

It’s kind of infuriating reading all these articles about Kerrigan remaining silent, as if she somehow owes the public an explanation for being attacked.

I’ve never understood why having a shitty childhood should give anyone a pass on being a shitty adult.

He’s also fond of possibly/maybe illegal. Like he isn’t surrounded by people who could tell him, if he bothered to ask.

Completely unrelated, but Dianne Feinstein just unilaterally released the Fusion GPS transcript. You can read it here: https://www.feinstein.senate.gov/public/_cache/files/3/9/3974a291-ddbe-4525-9ed1-22bab43c05ae/934A3562824CACA7BB4D915E97709D2F.simpson-transcript-redacted.pdf

Sure, but I think designing political strategies around only things that won’t turn on sexual predators is just giving them more power.

It looks like those plastic gag rings women wear for bachelorette parties.