Sorry folks but it’s not appropriate to talk about things right after things happened.

Everything in my post was sarcasm.

As a lawyer, who knows many other lawyers, spot-fucking-on. The only complicating factor as relates to my profession is that as a side effect of what we do, we are undeniably fantastic at sounding like we know all the other things.

“If you want a hearing, you better shut up,”

“Shenanigans”? That’s an interesting way to frame wannabe kiddy fiddlers.

People may not have noticed this, but his actions really fit his last name because “Weiner” is a slang word for the male penis.

Shouldn’t Nambia be on that list?

If I were Hillary Clinton and lost the election I would just retire to a long third act of trolling Jets fans on the NFL subreddit.

Nailed it.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Once again, the only thing I can do is post GIFs. I’m out of words, so this is all I’m capable of. I present to you, Eli Gold (a la The Good Wife), representing everything I feel inside:

I’m glad McCain has some kind of morals and is sticking up for the idea of doing things the right/normal way, but his statement mentions how ACA was “rammed through” and I out loud said “shut the fuck up” at work.

And the corn has ears!

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

Is Weiner TRYING to be the worst person in the world? I still think his dick played a huge part in getting Trump elected(after he supposedly had copies of Hiliary’s missing e-mails), and now this on top of all his other sex related issues? I think we may have actually found a white man no one will redeem.

Yeah. It’s as bad as when people say that it snowing outside their house at a particular moment disproves climate change. If they choose the appropriate sample size, then they will always be able to find an exception to the rule.

Thank you, environmental lead reduction.

Hurricane Jose. Hurricane Katia. Hurricane Maria.

Not to make you feel bad JujyMonkey, but you have a 9 year old.

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”