Sorry, did you call for Corpus Christie?

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.

I would think the ACLU just has an autofile template with blank spaces so they can do legal madlibs for each new executive order.

It goes without saying that were Hillary Clinton president and even ever simply jaywalked, she’d be impeached, by now.

Just remember, there was violence on both sides during the Holocaust.

I’m sure Trump would love to give the women of America a hand. Just don’t argue about where the hand will go.

Besides, I always thought that to continue to support something meant that you’ve supported that something in the past. At all. Ever.

Yea I’ll pass on whatever “support” your administration has to offer

People of Color don’t need to be martyrs for the cause. Ostensibly, the non-white journalists have been telling people that this shit has been going on and why wasn’t anything address before a tragedy in C’Ville and the emboldening of the Deplorables.

Trumpfenestration?

Per the late and unlamented Steve Bannon, the real goal of this transgender ban is strictly political; he wants to use this as a wedge issue to force Democrats to take on the (in his view) politically toxic defense of transgender soldiers’ right to serve.

After consultation with my Generals and military experts

Preach! I am so sick of 45 saying something on video, and then trying to tell us all it was reported wrong by the news. We saw you, and heard you. Just because you don’t like something doesn’t make it fake. I don’t like spiders, but no matter how many times I say fake spiders, they are still here.

And wouldn’t you know it, the truth teller, Obama’s photographer Pete Souza, posted pictures of just that yesterday. He’s so good at making us remember and compare.

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

Well of course they lacked artistic merit. They didn’t glorify slaveholders.

Toxic foolish shame replaced great years. You remember?

Muck ya very much! ;) Sorry my booze has caught up with me. Going to rehab tonight