You may wish to revist the series finale of Dinosaurs then.
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That’s blatant lie and you know it! Those of us who weren’t disenfranchised or turned away from the polls due to racist schemes voted for Hillary.
Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.
Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Mario Cuomo,
My first thought on that was, “So, now I got to like Rubio?” Also, Rubio, where was this fighting spirit during the primary? You are quick with a comeback, sir.
clearly fake news...C-Span doesn’t even get a measurable rating...sad!
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I would like Jezebel to post a video of Marco Rubio laying into Rex Tillerson about Russia and Vladimir Putin being a war criminal. Here it is. It’s excellent:
I did Nazi that coming.
Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!
What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?
Ah, but do you have one of these?
Ali Wong, Wanda Sykes, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Aparna Nancherla, Nicole Byer, etc etc
Men are the same way. I can’t tell you how many times I got turned down because of how I look. Everyone has a type and you can’t take it personally when people express their type. It took me a long time to find Mr Snooki because I’m not 5'2" and thin and it seemed like the men I was interested in (tall guys) wanted…
We really hit the peak for bangable North American Heads of State this summer. Stephen Harper had been holding us back and now Trump has gone and ruined it.
I think he’s kinda sexy too, and I say that a quarter-Mexican who doesn’t date Mexicans. Sorry, I just loved your post because it was hilarious and totally reminded me of my Mexican grandmother telling all her daughters and granddaughters to not date or marry Mexican men.
I paid roughly 2,50€ for a pack of 64 store brand tampons last week. In Germany they are between 2-5 Euros (depending on brand) for a pack of roughly 50 (depending on size). Should I start packing my luggage full of tampons and selling them when I go on holidays abroad?
Srsly. My sister-in-law is a grown ass woman who refers to anything down-there related as her “tee tee”. She also uses it as a verb for urination. It bugs me because she is also raising my niece to use these terms. I asked her why she didn’t just use the names they already have and she said, “I will not say…